The much anticipated Holiday Event of the Holiday Season which hasn’t even started is just around the corner!

That’s right folks, thanks to the special people over there at Bike Gallery and Global Events Group, we have a “GO” for Bike Night! If I weren’t holding firm to my belief that using “epic” as an adjective must be reserved for near death (epic = almost died) experiences only, I’d say “it’s gonna be epic”. Then again, I won’t be there and this is Portland so who knows what’ll happen. I’d encourage you all to have a slightly less than epic time, but turn this thing into a seriously crazy fun experiment that will make it a MUST DO Portland Bike Tradition.
Detail, details I know, I’m getting to it…
Alright, here’s the scoop.
Location: Portland International Raceway if you haven’t been there, you need to watch more cyclocross. If you have been there and don’t remember how you got there, you might be watching too much cyclocross. But if either are the case, click on the fancy link above and type in your address.
Transportation:
1. You are encouraged to ride your bicycle to the event. HOWEVER, you don’t have to. Some people are coming from quite a distance for this little shin-dig so I say, drive there, park in the parking lot, unload your chariot and enjoy the festivities.
2. Take MAX. Throw your bikes on MAX and take it to Delta Park. You can coast to the entrance from there.
3. RIDE RIDE RIDE!!! If you’re fortunate enough to live close enough, burly enough to ride from far away or have any other previously unstated reasons, you should ride your bike over. To make things easier, the lovely people at PIR have decided to open the gate on the SE side of the property along the leve for easier access. Don’t know where that is? Well, frankly I don’t either but I’ve asked an expert to write in on the comment section with specific directions. I hear it’s much easier if you riding over to come in that way.
Cost: Like the flyer says, $5 per person and under 13 is free. You can’t afford not to come.
Decoration: Should you decorate your bike, yourself, your child, your trailer, your freak flag? Yup. You better. I mean, it’s not mandatory or anything but at least put a Rudolph’s nose on little Jane or something. Will there be a contest for best decorated whatever you have? Nope, but I hope next year there will be.
Vendors: Verboten! yeah, seriously folks, you can’t buy or sell anything in PIR. Part of some big time agreement and if that’s the worst of our issues, we’re doing pretty well. HOWEVER, (looking ahead as I often do) there is the opportunity to next year have samplers and free stuff like Hot Chocolate and Coffee (Chris King are you listening), maybe some soup and such? Could be good, think it over.
Media: This is my weak effort at asking people to take pictures and video and send them to me. Alas, I cannot attend. I will be somewhere in Illinois or Iowa transporting my 70 pound Chocolate Lab home from his vacation in NY. I’ve missed him and unfortunately it’s the only time I can rescue him. So PLEASE, send whatever you’ve got and I’ll post it here. Send STORIES! I want to hear what you all did before after during, legal, illegal, questionable or down right not quite sure, I want the whole vicarious experience and next year, I’m in!
Alright, I’m leaving out a bunch of stuff but I’ll follow it up with more posts. Please comment any questions or things I might have forgotten.
HEY, Post a rendezvous if you’re riding over. It would be great to see some huge groups show up at the same time!
Peace to you all, ride safe as always and enjoy one another!
ba


Since my map sucked, as anything you tear out of a local trail guide usually dpes, I crested the ridge and blew passed my turn on a ripping and gripping descent. After about 3 miles I was getting pretty close to a town, and well, that didn’t seem right. I came across a kid lying on the side of the road, waiting for his dad and looking like he’d just given birth to a fully grown something or other. I asked him if I was still on Great Divide “I don’t know”. I’ll save you the torture of the following 8 questions, suffice it to say, the answer was always the same. Finally, I was able to score a major victory by him telling me that Yes, in fact, that is Corona down there. To which my reply was “Shit, I’m on the wrong side of the range”.
I was pretty well cracked. It was at this point that I was caught up by the couple I’d seen at the trailhead. The woman continuing with her bravado about how she usually rides that section (currently pushing her bike up the steepest section) and that my ideas of calling it a day and going surfing for a while was good because “cross training is good”. At this point I was having major flashbacks to trailside conversations in Boulder where you couldn’t stop to take a leak without being asked what you were training for.
Seriously, if it’s possible to take a picture with an iPhone, hurl and ride a bike at the same time, you’re about to witness it.

a whole lot of switch backs (Yay for switchbacks)…
but just like my LA commute, it’s not always about the ride, but the traffic. I found plenty of that…
All in all, it was a beautiful ride that I’ll probably re-visit. But I’m putting away the squishy tail as we’re officially one week from cross season (hooray for cross!). As a solid reminder that I’m completely out of shape and will no doubtedly be a top finisher in the puke-fest on Saturday (the puking, not the riding), I thought I’d put some new rubber on my commuter and return it to dust track. Found some good up, some sketchy down and some very wobbly legs…
With that, I’m off to tune out my jack-ass neighbors who’re screaming and yelling at every first down, incompletion, fumble like it’s the Super Bowl and they’re playing in it. It’s enough to make me want to buy a TV and blast Marry Poppins out the window all night. That’d shut there yapping dog and sports garage up.
and car-free living; for the rat race madness of Southern California. Yep, I traded up big-time! The only way I can say this is because what CO lacked was my fiance, and what Long Beach had, was her. So now I’ve got it all.
to something more along the lines of this…
Yep, that’s me over there on the right, livin my life on “the 405″. It’s taken 6 months, but I feel like I’m officially part Californian now that I call my interstates by “the”. I’ve never been a fan of “the 5″ or “the 90″, but this simple omission was enough to cause more confusion than I cared to deal with in my daily asking of direction. So now I’m a “the”.
Here’s the fleet, built and locked up safe and sound in their parking structure…
While Idaho makes many wonderful contributions to the NW and to me has always represented somewhat of a gateway to different worlds (driving through on the way to Oregon, Utah or Montana depending on the trip) it’s progressive mind-set toward stop signs is what really sets it apart.


